= ="

Assalamualaikum.

sigh! sekarang aku hanya tahu untuk mengeluh. pendapat mengatakan jika seseorang itu mengeluh, bermakna orang itu mempunyai masalah yang agak besar. yes i am! im blady kind of furious! biasalah, tak lain dan tak bukan berkenaan result aku, i cant wait for this before. but when it came out, aiseymennn.. teroknya result aku. aku tak belajar ke sampai terok camni?? should i deserve this? then it came with abusive questions on my mind. 


the hell of 'great' moment, my eyes which is the very my witness of this incident look at the cgpa. Ya Allah, jatoh la beb. more than i expected. silap-silap kang tak dapat nak sambung degree. kadang-kadang termenung sorang2, siapa yang aku nak salahkan. neither my friends nor Allah. oke, me. it's me who should be the blame. tapi aku tak tahu salah aku, nak kata belajar, yes i have done it all, even just a bit. it's still call studying. influence from my friends? erm think about it later. solat, berdoa dan tawakkal? no comment for now. 


itu masalah pertama, masalah kedua pulak macam mana nak inform benda ni kepada mak bapak aku. 11/11/11 dorang nak celebrate anniversary dulu, dari jumaat sampai la ahad. so aku dengan adik-adik aku la yang tinggal dekat rumah. btw, they are celebrating the anniversary for the 1st time after 22years! what a couple! hehe mungkin tarikh pon cun, sebab tu la kot celebrate. ok maybe lepas dorg balek honeymoon aku bagitahu pasal bende nih. i take all the risks, plus what life without risk, even it makes our life becomes troll.

geram dan malu. erggh!

='((

Assalamualaikum.


Aku dapat berita yang amat mengejutkan, balik je dari kelas tadi, di rumah, seorang housemate yang rapat sedang mengemas barang-barangnya, gaya macam nak cuti lame. 

 aku  =p mano pul?
epul = aku nak blah doe.
aku = haha xyh nk wat lawak, lg bape mggu nk final kot..
epul = aku seyes la, sok aku balek mersing
aku = sumpah? depan name Allah? ko jgn maen2 doe..
epul = sumpah! depan nama Allah.
aku =wf?! seyes  ar wey? asl blah doe? sape ag nak kacaw2 aku tgah malam? ngn sape ag aku nk           gado2?
epul = xtaw ar wan, aku dh nek giler blaja, give up doe.. kos engineer ni bkn kepakaran aku. bek aku blah sebelom ag trok.
aku = (ermm..canew lak mase depan aku nih)

Ade betol ape yang housemate aku cakap tu, aku selalu terfikir, better aku blah sbb aku akui kos engineer ni payah, apatah lagi bile degree.. mungkin berganda payah die.. Rase down bile housemate berpengaroh blah. Papepon bro, aku harap ko berjaya dengan apa yang bakal ko nak buat nanti. Tak lupe beb kenangan kita bersame. Gudluck!

BAD MOOD

HATI AKU SANGAT DUKACITA.

HATI AKU SANGAT LARA.

HATI AKU SANGAT HANCOR.

HATI AKU SANGAT SUNYI.

HATI AKU SANGAT KECEWA.

HARIMAU TUMBANG DENGAN SINGA. SANGAT KECEWA. SOB3. AKU HARAP SESEORANG DAPAT MENGUBATI HATIKU TIKA INI.

Kampusku-Syurgaku

Ok bye blog. Nak balek Penang. Senang-senang nanti aku lawat ko ea blog. Sori aku takleh slalu online kat Penang nanti. So otomatik aku takleh melawat ko slalu blog. Bye-bye. =(

kampus 'tercinta'. xsabar aku nk ke shah alam.

My Morning. =)))

 Assalamualaikum,,,

Dear people ,there’s no excuses than me or yourself being a really lazy bugger..blurr.  But had a revelation so now determined to keep this site updated as much as possible! So here i am to spread the word that i am back on the web! hehe

Last Tuesday, I met an old friend,  We've been blog friends and face-book friends for a few years now, but we met in real life at my friend's adoption BBQ for our little reunion. She said she could stand to see a new post on my blog... (she's a gentle soul). =)

So this is my morning.  It's golden. =))

This is an unexpected twist.  Because the 'holiday' page on my calendar is so 'full' =P, I could barely peek at it back when i back to Penang.  There were no golden mornings even hinted at. =/

Lots of writing, things scratched off, big events that I am supposed to run and of which I am having trouble blogging  the details.  A trip.  Deadlines. ;-)

What if I categorized my days differently--by color or by song or by number of times I laugh or cry(crying? lmao!)?  Or by phrases that move my heart or people I really make eye contact with or by *wink, both number and quality?  Or by every whisper-or shout-from God?

Truth is, my scary calendar is deceptive(did i have my own schedule?).  My times are way more like the gift of the sunrise than like a scratched off dentist appointment..lol!  Sometimes I'm afraid my many-many-many-infinity activities are what prop me up, that I would collapse without a zillion little errands.   But, NO.  Golden mornings specifically sustain me. 

peaceful.

Inside of "P E R F E C T"

hello fellas out there..
i am no one, nor special bout me though, but sometimes things everyone like to have is "perfect".

no and no, im nosy none of simple plan song. not this "perfect" i mean, instead.....

Yeah, i think bout this till kind of migraine visited my head. bang! Actually, be a perfect person, i guess its just a nuisance. Unequivocally, i might said perfect person have a higher potential to be the middles arrogant person in this fake world. Knowing more immortal things that others neither, perhaps ruin everything.

yap. perfect person will destroy everything for their stuff-self.

 

Every second manner, i thought perfect solve all fiction problems instead ruin for their own property, but it do not give any damn. For more briefing, friend of mine, bet his life to be perfect, for his soul-mates. Laugh My Ass Off!!! No need dying for this, and if our soul-mates love their couple, he/she will truly accept whatever we are. Dont get headache just for this little crunching bloody problems, IT IS JUST SMALL MATTER TO HANDLE WITH. =) So be what you are, be what you were born for, be just ordinary person fully of morning shining glad.

ignore of getting perfect style, it wont help. be ourself to flirt the girl. im right, i "perfectly" know. =)

Bertuahnya Seorang Isteri Solehah.

1. Seorang wanita solehah adalah lebih baik daripada 70 orang wali.

2. Seorang wanita solehah adalah lebih baik daripada 70 lelaki soleh.

3. Seorang wanita yang jahat adalah lebih buruk daripada 1,000 lelakiyang jahat.

4. 2 rakaat solat dari wanita yang hamil adalah lebih baik daripada 80 rakaat solat wanita yang tidak hamil.

5. Wanita yang memberi minum susu kepada anaknya daripada badannya (susubadan) akan dapat satu pahala daripada tiap-tiap titik susu yangdiberikannya.

6. Wanita yang melayan dengan baik suami yang pulang ke rumah di dalam keadaan letih akan mendapat pahala jihad.

7. Wanita yang habiskan malamnya dengan tidur yang tidak selesa kerana menjaga anaknya yang sakit akan mendapat pahala seperti membebaskan 20 orang hamba.

8. Wanita yang melihat suaminya dengan kasih sayang dan suami yang melihat isterinya dengan kasih sayang akan dipandang Allah dengan penuh rahmat.

9. Wanita yang menyebabkan suaminya keluar dan berjuang ke jalan Allah dan kemudian menjaga adab rumahtangganya akan masuk syurga 500 tahun lebih awal daripada suaminya, akan menjadi ketua 70,000 maalaikat dan bidadari dan wanita itu akan dimandikan di dalam syurga, dan menunggu suaminya dengan menunggang kuda yang dibuat daripada yakut.

10. Wanita yang tidak cukup tidur pada malam hari kerana menjaga anak yang sakit akan diampunkan oleh Allah akan seluruh dosanya dan bila dia hiburkan hati anaknya Allah memberi 12 tahun pahala ibadat.

11. Wanita yang memerah susu binatang dengan "bismillah" akan didoakan oleh binatang itu dengan doa keberkatan.

12. Wanita yang menguli tepung gandum dengan bismillah", Allah akan berkatkan rezekinya.

13. Wanita yang menyapu lantai dengan berzikir akan mendapat pahala seperti meyapu lantai di baitullah.

14. Wanita yang menjaga solat, puasa dan taat pada suami, Allah akan mengizinkannya untuk memasuki syurga dari mana-mana pintu yang dia suka.

15.. Wanita yang hamil akan dapat pahala berpuasa pada siang hari.

16 Wanita yang hamil akan dapat pahala beribadat pada malam hari.

17. Wanita yang bersalin akan mendapat pahala 70 tahun solat dan puasa dan setiap kesakitan pada satu uratnya Allah mengurniakan satu pahala haji.

18. Sekiranya wanita mati dalam masa 40 hari selepas bersalin, dia akan dikira sebagai mati syahid.

19. Jika wanita melayan suami tanpa khianat akan mendapat pahala 12 tahun solat.

20. Jika wanita menyusui anaknya sampai cukup tempoh (2 1/2 tahun), maka maalaikat-maalaikat di langit akan khabarkan berita bahawa syurga wajib baginya.

21. Jika wanita memberi susu badannya kepada anaknya yang menangis, Allah akan memberi pahala satu tahun solat dan puasa.

22. Jika wanita memicit suami tanpa disuruh akan mendapat pahala 7tola emas dan jika wanita memicit suami bila disuruh akan mendapat pahala tola perak.

23. Wanita yang meniggal dunia dengan keredhaan suaminya akan memasuki syurga.

Hmmmmm?

Salam semua..

Diharap sehat2 belaka..

Actually tok post kali ni ade sedikit ke"konpiusan" melande diri aku nih..

Aku selalu sangat dengar orang ckp "laki yang baik untuk perempuan yang baik, begitulah sebaliknyer".

Aku xla arif sngt pasal bnde2 cmnih, xtaw la ayat tu dri firman Allah atau sabda Rasulullah. Wallahualam, aku sendiri x pasti.

Bnde yg aku nk story kat sini an, dlm kalangan member2 aku(yg dh kawen) ato org sekeliling, bkn nk ckp pe, tp perangai msing2 ting tong cm aku gak, huhu. Yg bestnyer, isteri2 dorg mantap dari segi agama! Macam Nur Amina dlm drama Nur Kasih tuh..hehe.

Pedulikan psl tue, the real shoot point dy, kalau kite ni baek, akankah kite mendapat jodoh yg baek? 

Kalau nk diikutkan parents aku, Alhamdulillah, slame 20tahun aku idop disisi dorg, aku dpt lihat btape setianyer ummi aku trhadap ayah aku, mkn minum, pakaian, n sumelah dijage. Emglah tu kewajipan seorg isteri, tp ade gak isteri buat sume tu nk xnk jer..-.- (xtuju kat sesape)

So yg merisaukan aku, KALAUlah aku ni baek(ehek3, poyo), so aku akn dpt jodoh yg baek? slalu la terngiang2 kt benak pikiran ni.. bukanlah nk miang, tp umo dh 20, xlme ag mesti nk kawen an.. tp kalau aku jd baek disebabkn mahu mndapt jodoh yang baek, bkn kerana Allah, diredhai ke sume yg aku buat? 

Fuh~ bnde ni lg aku bnyk pk dri study aku sndiri.. Kdg2 aku tepon ummi aku soh carikan aku pasangan, kire mcm org2 dolu la, mak bpk yg kawenkn. Hehe kene la gak marah ckp bnde2 cmnih.

Sebaek la ummi aku tu sporting, nk ckp ngn ayah, tkot laen lak jadi. (zzzzzz).

Dan dan dan aku trpk gak, law dtakdirkn dpt isteri yg "*&%@", cmne lah nk pimpin, sdgkn aku sndiri pon terhuyung hayang ag. Huhu, hope xdela smpi cm2 kan, law jadi pon, anggaplah sebagai ujian. Bnyklah dose aku terhapos law cm2, hehe. Tp papepon an, aku still ade feel sket kat "pompuan yang baek tok laki yang baek, laki yang baek tok pompuan yang baek" coz parents aku sndiri pegang prinsip tu sblom kawen ag. Alhamdulillah~ Nyway, most important, 1st, aku kene "repair" balek hubungan aku dengan Illahi, bnyk bnde wjib aku lnggar, bnyk sngt aku ikot nafsu aku yg tggi nih. adoi berat kot dose skunk nih. InsyaAllah dipermudahkan segala urusan. Hanye Allah yang tahu ape yang terbaek tok hambaNya...

Wassalam~~

Healthy Level= 50%

Very 1st i had my 1st flu since i came home. well, its a big deal for me.. kind of delivery schedule running in my big nose.. =D
Quite different flu, because ever in my life, only this homing my nose about 7days! "hey Mr Flu, howdy? n what the hell u still keeping your stuff in my nose? Juz fucking go away!" =((
Things i hate instead of this is, something like jelly or specifically like water, tears down from my nose to my damn mouth.. well u know, its hard to suck it up back, so i have to drink it sometimes. Eeuuwww~
Perhaps, my antibody lack of immunity, well standing to mirror, objectively i know how tough i am, or by the lunatic maggot person, they called me Fat Boy,  Jealous.. =D
So, till i wrote this post, i'd still got the same feelings n how sick that is... Hope me get well soon, (continuing 'drink' the water, i dont give a damn)

Champion Remains Champion

 i wont mess a thing, but people please open up ur eye balls, looks forward mate..
its time for u to change ur favorite teams.. =D
its time for u to get ur better future.. =P
its time for u to nod to the giants of footballs. =X
its the best time for u to be like me, to be like Manchester United.. hehehe~~

Everyone noticed, Man Utd "almost" (have) grab their EPL Cup after emerge victorious against Chelsea last night..
 I'd really no idea wat to congrats, juz ' CHAMPION REMAINS CHAMPION".

Love Manchester United Forever~~~ Glory-Glory
=DDDDD

Story of Police!

Who's have hatred feelings with the police? Sometimes i'd like to frank that i really freaking hate them~ Why? bcoz since i came to Penang late 2009, till now i had collected myself about 4 summons! -.-. Well, maybe its too little by others, but its fine if 1 summon only rm1 to rm10. But it specifically turns 1 summon rm100-rm300. Then multiple by 4, what value we have? See, just for unnecessary and un'should not be' mistakes, i've got them. Whos the charge? The Police! Haha now i have to make a big backup, then i have to support 'Mat Rempit' for this. Police, full of pride, get respect from community, helps people who in difficulties, makes their priorities proud, that the police i knew since i was born. Nowadays, certain of them especially for the teens one, they take advantage from people. Let me tell u, it was night, i went to mamak's, that is only 500m far, riding my bike without helmet(well, the mamak's just near my house). For the last 100m i guess, it was sudden i've been stopped by rudest riders, that is police, and with my shaking stomach waiting to feed, i've got arrested and fined with rm100 coz not wearing helmet. But, afterwards, they said POLITELY, "i can take back that fined, but i like to have ur money, just rm50, deal?" ....Sob3, I gave them rm50,,,,, AKU KENE PAW!!!!!!! Fucking Police! So, should we love police like that? Go to hell la wei! Now i 100% agree with indie band, ACAB..haha (ALL COPS ARE B*******)  peace sokmo~~

should we have sense of respect to this shit?

                                              

WEIRD of WOMEN

Intelligence, richest, good carrier, damn pretty face, i think all this most precious naturally pasted on women.. And its freakin' lucky if man can have this woman as their soul mate.. 

But wat im keep looking for is woman's products. We mentioned that most jewelery thing be their 1st product. Dont get too early in morning dude, but i dont think so. Let me tell u, i've got one friend of mine, her name just shows the precious of woman.. And she got everything, rich, Intel, pretty...wat complicated of her is, she always want a new heels. after one, she get another one. maybe for hobby to make heels compilation? :-p

Why just she buy me a house? haha! Well, thats weirdo and i doubting the rest of her money flew. Suspiciously, heels controls her, and i love how exciting when she take a walk with her heels even just lunch at mamak restaurant. No boyfren, no scandal, only friends to make, Heels be her bf, i guess gf though. How Lesbian! =PPPPP~~ So women, agree with with my title?? judge it~

i want to transform to this!

mOOd : FaMiLy DaY~

 

Pic kenangan time family day 2008..

So ari khamis ni (3/2/2011) smpi la ari sabtu (5/2/2011), family day kami berlangsung...

X sabar ar rasenyer, lame x jumpe sdara mara..huhu

Hope sume berjalan ngn lancar la nnty, xde yg xleh dtg..

Here we go family!!!! yeah!

Story of Rules

3 guys are in a cafe, one says: 'Ive got the smallest arm of the world!'

another says: 'I've got the smallest head of the world!'

last one says: 'I'm the most musical talented of the world!'

The 3 guys go to Guinness World Records.

First one goes first and returns happy: 'I've really got the smallest arm of the world!'

Second guy returns happy too :'I've really got the smallest head of the world!'

The last one returns angry and screams : 'WHO THE FUCK IS MUSE?!'"!

 

Gong Xi Fa Chai~

Yeah! Chinese new year coming! I am the only human being, the only person happy for this!! Sometimes, getting hyper like this worth me a lot man, haha!

Ok, today's post, 1st i would like to wish Gong Xi Fa Chai to our neighbours whose the chinese one.. Gong Xi Gong Xi ya apek! Jgn Lupa itu Angpau! hehe

Well we should thank to them, becoz of their existence in Malaysia, we'd got our holiday.. SEMINGGU BEB!!! Holiday is still holiday, and that's wat people like me or better like us waiting for,aren't we? 

Ermm wait, i've got some spoiler to tell..warghhh! It was yesterday.. As usual, dating with my friends and otw back to my sweet home, well u know wat, BOOm! BAMM! KEBABOM!!! BANG BANG!!! Shut the fucking crackers!! Part wat makes me, or better us, being bullshit in house.. Dun think that u gave us such damn holiday, and u can do watever damn u want.. THIS IS MALAYSIA! Respect others la apek2 sekalian...Haddooiiii!!! Well, we either plays the crackers well during Hari Raye, but did we BOOM!!! BAMM!!! BANG BANG!!! like yours? Maybe our crackers not import stuff like yours, that why our BOOM!! BAMM!! BANG BANG!!! specifically not bother other races..huhuhuhu..

So next year, i dun wat this happening again..If still the same, im going to post another like this..ahahaha!

cute!

The Originality of Cigarretes

Kenangan Awek Tol

Hehehehhe tajok blog aku kali ni cm best jew an...

Itulah kenangan yg romantik pernah aku alami dlm idop...

Dh lame aku nk post sbnarnyer, tp mase x sesuai.. So aku tangguh2, ingat balek kejadian indah itu, barulah senang nk hurai isi2nyer tol x? huhu

Ok, seingat aku, bnde ni berlaku dlm 11/1/2011... Peh! date lawa la siot..Sumpah x tipu, tu lah date bnde ni berlaku... kire2 dlm pukol 3.15am...

Aritu aku g jenjalan ngn kawan2, dari penang ke kedah, dri mlm smpi lah pagi bute... So member2 aku ni pon tido la dlm kete otw balek penang uw..Aku je la tercongok sorg2 drive..Bosan~

Then smpi la aku ke tol ape nth, aku x ingat..yg pasti tol la..huuhu..

Niat aku nk pilih line tol yg counternyer awek cun yg jage... Alhamdulillah dpt gak.. Ingat ag, line yg ke3..hehehhehe

Bayaran rm1.60, aku just ade rm50..so mcm berat aty je nk byr.. tp xpela, wat dek jer... Ngah aku byr n dy tgah kire baki, tibe2 aku ngn berani tanye "maisara(name dy), nk num bley?", then dy gelak2 jer.. dy tanye "nape nk num?", aku jawab balek "ermm nk kenal2 la, hehe leh x?" die pon diam smbil wat2 kire duwet... Lame gak la aku rase kat line tuh, maklumlah xde bnyk kete time pagi2 bute, aku amek la kesempatan yg ade an... then dy pon bg duwet baki aku n tersenyum smbil ckp "bwk kete elok2, jgn lupe topap taw".. aku pon rase hairan asl dy ckp cm2... 

Pastu aku blah je la an, rase2 mcm gile je dy tue...hahah 

Then bile dh smpi umah, aku amek la duwet baki yg aku dpt tadi nk letak dlm wallet, n tetibe korg nk taw pe yg aku nmpk??????????????????????

Ade 1 ketas terselit dibalik duwet tu, n tertere num telefon...hahah! so baru aku faham asl dy kate jgn lupe topap..ni kes nk pancing aku kol dy la.. hahaha berjaya gak dpt num awek cun, awek tol g cun!

Tp smpi skunk, aku x kol2 dy pon..huhu

1st, aku tkot dy dh de balak ( tp law dh de balak, xkn sng2 bg num an?)

n 2nd, aku ni segan yg amat2 sngt tahap karma..hehehe

So xperla, maybe nnty law ade jodoh aku jumpe la kot dy, tu pon law terserempak...

Awek tol..awek tol...awek tol...awek tol.....ingat daku dlm doamu...haha poyos~

The worst start

hey guys, 

simply to me to say this time i start my life like shit

sigh, able me to hold something differ from others opinion, and able me to stalk someone identity with horny..

my God, everythings not under my control..

ME, still continuing my routines, make the same mistakes.. is it wat im proud of? nahhh

For time being, my memory starts to say, 'dun study, go lazy dude, it worth ur life..study just block ur outdoor activities, go play with ur friends'

Am i childish with that statement? Hand to u to take over to answer..

Everyone trying to get on me, but still cant understand me either to 'repaire' me back..hahahaha

for the God sake, honestly, this lazy mood is wat i afraid of...this mood can make my life become the hopeless people, and also this mood can make girls stay away from me..(ooppsss).

HAha yeah, i think so, worst start ever in new semester..horrible instead.

Ok dun think im prejudice or to beg for symphaty, just reckless with myself though..

Muhamad Syazwan Bin Abd Rahim, Makes Ur Study Interesting! yeeehaa!!!